Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Puppy Mafia

I got kneecapped by a giraffe today when Angel decided that she wanted to play and I wasn’t paying attention to her. She picked it up and swung it around at my legs, hitting me just below my kneecap…multiple times. At the time, I was on the phone with my wife…the reason I wasn’t paying attention to her. But Angel didn’t care. I’m expected to drop everything and be at her beck and call, and if I fail to do so, then punishment is swift and painful. I’ve been walking with a limp all day.

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